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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:25 pm




Heat sat and crossed her long legs her skirt tightly hugging her skin. "I gotta say, I love this form." She smiled slightly looking at her nails.
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:28 pm





"It seems to be a growing trend with everyone here," Solvek seemed to be eating his candy cane a bit faster as he said it.

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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:33 pm





"I suppose I'm old fashioned for liking them with wings and corsets and pitchfork tails," Nobe shrugged, "But there was another reason we came here."

As if fate itself was conspiring to yet again interrupt Nobe, and it was.



"I noticed..."


Did not.



"Did too."


...As the large goblin came back in, tripping by accident and spilling the drinks all over Nobe.



"Hey!"




...two other figures were approaching the table. A stately guard and a quite cheesed off looking woman who Solvek instantly would have shrunk away from.



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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:37 pm




"May I help you ma'am? You look a bit pissed." Heat asked looking up with her shining blue eyes.
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:39 pm





"Well for starters honey you could tell me what my husband is doing out cavorting in Ash City instead of at work," the woman crossed her arms.



Nobe almost choked on what was left of his drink, "You're married?!"

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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:41 pm





"Now you see, that's a bit of a misunderstanding," Solvek waved his hands defensively, "The misunderstanding, of course, being that I didn't know when I slept with the girl I'd wake up at the other end of her father's crossbow the next morning..."

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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:43 pm




Heat turned to Solvek pity in her eyes. "Too bad, now Nobe has me all to himself." Her lushes bottom lip jutted out.
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:48 pm





"I'm afraid so," the guard briefly eyes Heat with a lecherous grin before looking at Solvek with an all business stare, "I'm a city official, and as Mrs. Eloguenn has demanded child support payments, I'm afraid you'll have to come with me."



'All to myself,' Nobe grinned at the image going through his head before nodding firmly, "I'm afraid he's right, Solvek. You're bound by the law. You'd better go along with it."

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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:51 pm





"No no no it's all a mistake!," Solvek pleaded.



"Daddy daddy! Why for do you look at the pretty lady's dress like that?," a pointy-eared brat hung off Solvek's leg.

"Hi Junior!," Solvek blurted out then looked horrified, "I mean WHO IS THIS KID AND WHY IS HE CALLING ME DADDY?!"



"Because we love you Daddy!," the child's triplet brothers joined in.

"Oh screw it," Solvek sighed, "Take me away."

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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:57 pm





Heats mouth popped open then she slapped a hand over it to keep from busting out laughing. "Bye Solvek." She said with a wink as he walked away with kids hanging off of him. "Wow." Heat giggled.
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:11 pm

"Well, that was interesting." Zelinda chimmed in, although looking somewhat bored.
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:15 pm



I thought her name was Zelina.



"Actually that depends on the exact context in which it is uttered. It's very complicated. You wouldn't understand."


Try me.



"Well, you see, the structure of her name, being demonic in origin, is wholly mutable due to the flux nature of-"


Boooooriiiing...



"...."


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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:20 pm

Walks up the group's table, "So, umm... what is the commotion over here? I mean it's pretty loud and how did children get into the place?"
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:27 pm

The little imp raised an eyebrow in question at her master. "Who're you talking to?"
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:31 pm





"The narrator, of course," Nobe sulked, "It seems he's taken it upon himself to pick on me tonight."


I can't help it. You're fun to mess with.



"I'LL MESS WITH YOU IN HEEEEEELL!," Nobe lost his composure, lighting the table ablaze as he stood with a growl.


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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:34 pm




"Nobe! Put the table out!" Heat growled. "I planned on screwing the guard and your gonna ruin it if you leave the table on fire!"
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:35 pm





"I thought you liked that warm, glowy feeling," Nobe retorted with mock hurt as he doused the table with an ice spell.

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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:38 pm

Raises voice after putting out the fire, "HELLO!? What are you people doing !?"
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:42 pm

Her master has officially lost his mind. At the sound of the new voice, she looked over at the woman. "Enjoying a drink. Or something. Why?"
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:45 pm

Looks towards the direction of the voice, "Little imp, tell your group of whoever to calm down. I don't appreciate you guys disrupting my concentration. So if you can tone it down, I would appreciate that greatly."

Then turns around and yells, "EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP YOU'RE DISRUPTING MY CONCENTRATION."
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:49 pm





"CONCENTRATION SUCKS!," the bar brawlers replied in unison.



"No, no, it's a serious problem," Nobe sarcastically offered his 'assistance', "When I was alive I once had the same burden after eating an inordinate amount of cheese and spicy food. You really DO have to concentrate or you won't get anywhere."

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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:52 pm




Heat giggled again and raised her empty glass in the air. "Aww, Look, there's nothing left in my glass!"
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:54 pm



Except when she looked again and her glass was full!



"You're a biased narrator," Nobe brooded.


She's pretty. Get over it.

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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:00 pm

Zelina crawled up Nobe's face and felt his forehead. "You feelin' okay, big guy?"
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PostSubject: Re: Ogre Cookies ...With Real Ogres! Honest! (Ash City Alts)   Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:03 pm




Heat looked at her glass. "Oh well thank you! And thanks! I love compliments!" Heat smiled her perfect teeth brightly before taking a drink.
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